Sunday, January 24, 2010

Laugh of the Day #8

The next week or so, I won’t be posting at my regular pace, so I’ll be doing more media posts like the one below.  My goal is still to post a substantive post every other day despite a demanding week (40 hours of week, plus another 30 hours of other commitments which might or might not include a special date). 

Who doesn’t like to make fun of bad writing or bad movies?  I came across this video on Joe My God, a LGBT news blog (warning: a few of the lines contain strong language):


Actually, this was kind of painful to watch.  Like these gems:

  • You know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?  The same thing that happens to everything else.
  • It’s not a tumor.
  • Are you a Mexican or a Mexican’t?



chedner said...

That's, like, my favorite line in X-Men...

... and it's been a while since I've seen the Mortal Kombat movies. I may just have to go rent them and bask in their delightful horribleness.

El Genio said...

There were some truly atrocious lines in here, but I guess I'm also a sucker for cheesiness sometimes. Two examples:

1. As much as I hated Cast Away, when Wilson died I thought it was really sad.
2. I love the Jerry Maguire line... you complete me!

I can't believe you exposed me to Jack talking about pussy. It's going to take me awhile to forgive you for that ;)

Q said...

Shocking how the same movies appear multiple times...

A Gay Mormon Boy said...

@Chednar: I must admit, as far as horrible movies go, I loved the Mortal Kombat movies as a kid.

@El Genio: I must agree. I was in the minority that thought Cast Away was brilliant, esp. with the inclusion of Wilson.

@Q: Also note how many are Arnold Schwarzenegger lines.

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