An Open Letter to Constance McMillen

For those of you who haven’t been following this young woman in the news, she’s a high school senior at Itawamba Agricultural High School, who cancelled their prom rather than allowing her to bring her girlfriend. Here’s a rhyming version of the story for your amusement:

Constance—

Watching you recently on Ellen Degeneres’ talk show, you made quite an impression on me. There’s something to be said for the future of this country. At your age (nearly a decade ago), I wouldn’t have conceived such a simple right as taking someone of the same sex to a dance as something acceptable. I suppose it took some personal experience and growth to realize that I don’t know everyone’s situation.

It is really irritating to look around and see people convinced that they know what is right and wrong , especially because I once did. The reality of the matter is that I had tricked myself into believing that I knew what was best for everyone even when that was sacrificed for basic freedoms—a majority convincing itself that it knows what’s best for everyone.

What makes you so admirable, my friend, is not that you see through these fallacies to the simple kernels of truth, but rather that you make nothing of it. You’re not doing so to show off or seek attention in any way. Although others intervened in your behalf and your story grew into something much larger, I like to think that one day you and your simple request will be looked at in a similar way to great women like Rosa Parks and Susan B. Anthony who ended up showing a nation—through small and simple things—that certain rights (even those seemingly as trivial as going to prom with another woman) transcend tradition.

Sincerely,
GMB

Constance on Ellen (referred to above):

An Open Apology to Kathy Griffin

Several comediennes have the reputation of being ‘fag hags.’  Other than the term, I don’t really have any objections to these comediennes because, comedy, like any other area of the humanities, provokes social consciousness.  Think of Ellen’s “Phone Call to God” sketch.  She really gets at some deep ideas without realizing what you’re doing.   Despite occasional crass humor, women like Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin have my respect for this kind of subtle ‘quasi-preachy’ encouragement of social change.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize personally to Kathy Griffin: 

Kathy—

I must confess to you, my D-List Diva, a grievous sin. Though I actively follow your show, your Facebook updates, and your progress towards that much-deserved Grammy, I must admit that I have done something terrible.

I have put before you not another diva, but a man.

On November 21, 2009, I chose a night with a very special boy over going to see your show in Salt Lake City. Although I was sure you’d realize my potential and offer me a position as your next assistant (just from seeing me in the tenth row of the audience), I decided to take a risk on a very sweet guy.  I know you’ll forgive me… eventually. It was a moment of weakness.

Please forgive me…

…and say “Hi” to Anderson for me come New Years’ Eve.

 

Sincerely,
A Gay Mormon Boy