Friday, June 25, 2010

Why Does Maggie Gallagher Head NOM?

NOM LogoAs many of you are aware, one of my mortal enemies is the head of a somewhat significant anti-gay organization. Maggie heads the National Organization for Marriage (also referred to as NOM). She may not have brains or looks, but she does have a zombie army of followers bent on the prevention of equality for LGBT citizens.

Maggie's Army

Well, in thinking about the organization’s acronym, NOM, I discovered something recently. We now turn to Sesame Street for this lesson:

The Maggie Monster

This all boils down to a childish form of gluttony. Cookie monster may like to chomp down on his cookies, but he had to learn to share. He even enjoyed sharing in the end. In a simplistic way, all these people need to do is learn to share the joys of marriage. It’s not like there’s a pressing need to gobble it all up for themselves, despite any impression Maggie might give otherwise.

Maggie HUNGRY!!

Thanks to my bf Chedner for that last photo. Photoshop is amazing.


C.J. said...


Jay said...

So I absolutely love this post, and the other Gallagher posts. :) They brighten my day.

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