Laugh of the Day #25

It's not often something from from my second homeland of Brazil pops up in my reader, but I found this pretty amusing.  Remember when people joked about Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger's candidacies?  (As well as Reagan a generation earlier...)

Amusingly, the newest Deputado in the Brazilian congress is an actual clown.  Some campaign ads:

 

Some of the video's best lines:

"If you guys don't vote for me, I'm going to die."

"What does a Deputado do?  In reality, I have no idea.  Vote for me and I'll get back to you on that one."

"I will really be doing... um...the life of our Brazil... um...our lives...our moment... our thing..."

Plenty lost in translation, but still amusing.

Laugh of the Day #24

Chedner sent this yesterday, and I thought it worth sharing. All I have to say is it was bound to happen to Scooby Doo and the gang sometime:

Glee Withdrawals

Taking a page from my boyfriend's playbook (who loves his puns), I've decided it's time to in-glee-tiate myself with the masses with some Glee-based posts. Here's a "How to" video with one particularly fine moment involving rope.

How to Know if You're a Gleek on Howcast

Laugh of the Day #23

This one’s for the ladies via Queerty:

 

Next: Kill Bill Shakespeare?

Laugh of the Day #22

I saw this on The Daily Dish a few days ago. Since I already admitted that I like Star Wars (certainly better than Star Trek), I just had to post it:

Laugh of the Day #21

In honor of the thousands of fabulous gay and lesbian weddings about to come to pass, a pair of videos as seen on JoeMyGod.

I guess these views are what keep us from entering the gay marriage pantheon….

Laugh of the Day #20

From JoeMyGod, another (totally undexpected) take on Sassy Gay Friend:

Laugh of the Day #19

I saw this and I just had to share because I, too, have an unhealthy, voyeuristic preoccupation with celebrities.  (Esp. the ones that are a total mess).

 

She kind of reminds me of Andre in retrospect.

Things I Confess That I Have in Common with Liz Lemon #1

I have an admiration of Star Wars stemming from the ewok toys of my infancy and the Millennium Falcon my parents sent to the DI without my consent.

I now present an awesome Star Wars related video:

From the man behind the Iron Baby video:

Laugh of the Day #18

Apparently they didn’t pick my Lady Macbeth script I sent for the next installment of Sassy Gay Friend:

As featured on JoeMyGod.

Why Does Maggie Gallagher Head NOM?

As many of you are aware, one of my mortal enemies is the head of a somewhat significant anti-gay organization. Maggie heads the National Organization for Marriage (also referred to as NOM). She may not have brains or looks, but she does have a zombie army of followers bent on the prevention of equality for LGBT citizens.

Well, in thinking about the organization’s acronym, NOM, I discovered something recently. We now turn to Sesame Street for this lesson:

This all boils down to a childish form of gluttony. Cookie monster may like to chomp down on his cookies, but he had to learn to share. He even enjoyed sharing in the end. In a simplistic way, all these people need to do is learn to share the joys of marriage. It’s not like there’s a pressing need to gobble it all up for themselves, despite any impression Maggie might give otherwise.

Thanks to my bf Chedner for that last photo. Photoshop is amazing.

What Should Maggie Gallagher Do Now?

Maggie won’t be heading NOM anymore, so what’s a hate-monger to do?

Debbie Downer Lookalike?
Crash Test Dummy?
WalMart Greeter?
Unknown Substance Taste Tester?
Pooper Scooper?  (Parade season is coming up and those horses won’t clean up after themselves).

Why is Maggie Gallagher So Mad at the Gays?

This explains so much. How many people really do have one bad experience and let that be what guides their actions towards LGBT individuals for the rest of their lives?

Why Does Maggie Gallagher Not Wear a Wedding Ring?

I asked an honorary MoHo if I could post his creation. For those of you who don’t know dear Maggie (also referred to as Slaggie Gila Monster), she’s the current acting president of the National Organization for Marriage.

Although she is THE proponent for “Traditional Marriage,” married Maggie wears no wedding band. Ever wonder why? Here are the results of our survey of her friends and family. When asked why she does not wear a ring, they responded:

(For extra fun, check out alternative text on this and other Maggie posts).

Laugh of the Day #17

Several of you may have surmised my feelings on Gay Marriage by reading a bit of this blog, but what some of you probably don’t know that I feel nearly as strongly about immigration. As Arizona is one of the states that seems to have it wrong on both counts, I present to you a hilarious video (w/some adult humor):

Laugh of the Day #16

I have another terrible confession to make: I indulge in People of Walmart. People take pictures of other people in Walmart and send them in. I'd always thought of the place as a kind of zoo, so it kind of makes sense....

Here's one of my favorites:

Lady Gaga's Mother

Laugh of the Day #15

Well, let’s put it this way: more writers block on my part means more Betty White enjoyment on yours. Enjoy!

Laugh of the Day #14

So, I totally didn’t finish today’s post. Here we go with something to honor my honey, Betty St. Olaf White.

Food for Thought #4

Here's an interesting comic I've come across on a literary blog called The Valve:

Bella’s Gay BFF

Again, because of a lack of time, and because I’m having fun with Twilight spoof’s again, I’ve decided to feature the video Max Power shared in his comment into an actual post.

I’m sure that were Taylor Lautner’s character actually gay like in the video, there would be much more appeal. Again, Stephenie, there’s an entire market you’re ignoring. Just push him out of the closet and you’ll make another million.

(Geez, that sounded a little like a hostage negotiation).